plays anime opening at your birth and anime ending at your funeral
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
here's a story: one time there was a bit of egg gunk left in the carton from an egg that had accidentally cracked, so my dad turned the carton upside down and shook it to try to get the gunk out. the main problem with this story is that the other 11 eggs were still there. the flash of confusion, shock, and sudden realization on his face as they fell was one of the best things i've ever seen
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